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JNCO de MAYO is Here!

by JNCO JEANS May 05, 2018

JNCO de MAYO is Here!

North of the Mexican/American border, Cinco de Mayo has become a beloved drinking holiday rivaling St. Patrick’s Day and New Year’s Eve. (If you come from a dysfunctional family, Thanksgiving is the #1 drinking holiday.)

South of the Mexican/American border, Cinco de Mayo commemorates the 1862 victory by the Mexican Army at the Battle of Puebla.

North of the Mexican/American border, many people are unaware of the holiday’s significance to the folks south of the Mexican/American border. Most revelers don’t care about historical details, they just want an excuse to drink Margaritas before happy hour.

What Cinco de Mayo Is Not.

  1. Cinco de Mayo is not at celebration of mayonnaise and/or mayo-based recipes. (That would be Memorial Day.)
  2. Cinco de Mayo has nothing to do with Mexican Independence Day.
  3. The day after Cinco de Mayo is not “Barfo in the Sink-o de Mayo,” although, to many, it may feel like an unofficial holiday.

How to Celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

If you’re not too exhausted from all the Star Wars partying on May 4 th, (There’s a Wookie hair in my Han Solo Cup!) then you’ll need to make plans for Cinco de Mayo.

What About JNCO de Mayo?

Yeah, yeah yeah…just hold your burrito for a few more minutes. We’ll get to that soon enough.

How to Celebrate Cinco de Mayo: Part Two

  1. Drink a Corona and eat tortilla chips while watching Univision. (Bonus points if you don’t understand Spanish.)

  2. Have a party so you can finally use the Margarita machine you bought at Bed, Bath & Beyond with 20% off coupon you found in your mailbox. (Pro Tip: Only buy a Margarita machine at a thrift store if it’s in an unopened box.)

  3. Travel to Denver, San Antonio, New York City, Chicago, Los Angeles or Phoenix for some of the best Cinco de Mayo celebrations in the U.S.

  4. Travel to Mexico and wonder why the locals aren’t celebrating Cinco de Mayo by doing body shots of tequila off the bellies of complete strangers.

  5. Or, head to your favorite local Mexican/American restaurant where you will eventually do body shots of tequila off the bellies complete strangers.

Our Annual Viral JNCO de MAYO is HERE!  

Finally! Or, as the Mexicans say, “Finalmente!”. Our JNCO de Mayo sale is back for year 3!

Celebrate the right way with the ultimate gift, 55% off sitewide! (use code “JNCODEMAYO18” at checkout).

Before you head out for your night of debauchery, do a little online shopping and pick-up some of your favorite JNCO items at ridiculously low prices. When you see your final cost you’ll say, “!Ay, caramba!” (Blame this little bit of cultural appropriation on Bart Simpson.)

JNCO jeans, shorts, tees, hats and outerwear are going fast, so act now before your favorites are sold out. At 55% off, there hasn’t been a deal this good offered on Cinco de Mayo since all-you-can-eat taco night.

With the money you save by using the code “JNCODEMAYO18” you can buy a round of shots for the guys in the mariachi band.

 

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