You haven’t watched a baseball game since the ’94 strike, but you wore this hat rain or shine for five years straight.
…but your mom wouldn’t let you.
You couldn’t see a thing with it on, though.
Kiss my starfish, my chocolate starfish.
Cut my life into pieces…
And looked good doing it!
You’d be the DJ, of course.
Squirrely Z on bass, Walnuts on blood-curdling vocals.
Tuesday release day was the highlight of your week.
You had to duck to make it through the school door, but it was worth it.
You’ll never forget the first time you saw Coal Chamber live and carried three buddies in free in your pants.
Shorty got low.
You think they were nu-Metal? Not on your life.
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